September 2nd, 2024 You’d think that having the amount of life-upgrades I’ve had in these past few years would lead to some sort of...

I might change that title. July 17th, 2024 There’s a scene toward the end of Woody Allen’s Stardust Memories  where Woody’s character,...

June 6th, 2024 There’s this funny-looking hot pink BIC lighter that I bought last January.  I remember the scene -- I was at a level of...

March 25th, 2024 The changes in my life have been so fundamental and frequent that it’s difficult to track it all -- or, rather, to link...

January 17th, 2024 Oh January, how I hate January. Something bad always happens to me in January. Moving to DC, homelessness -- the...

November 21st, 2023 I turn twenty years old in two weeks and I’m trying not to have an existential crisis about it, but I don’t think...

October 25th, 2023 The more I think about this whole “childhood-is-over” thing, the more that I understand what that does and doesn’t...

September 9th, 2023 It recently occurred to me that I’ve attended four schools within the past four years, and five schools within the...

July 23rd, 2023 When I actually think about it, I don’t think my life has changed all that much this past year. I’m not sure if it’s the...

April 10th, 2023 I finally got my clothes back after asking for nearly a month. For some reason, it takes that long to move two articles...

April 3rd, 2023 The following post is awfully cynical: I'm starting to fall back into the bad habits. The drugs, porn, sex -- all the...

December 16th, 2022 As I force myself awake promptly just about 15 minutes too late, I feel disdain at the thought of leaving my bed, the...

October 6th, 2022 I've never deleted photographs of ex girlfriends. I don’t think it’s because I still have lingering feelings or my...

May 16th, 2022 Moments of sufficient lucidity are often perceived as overexposure; sleep deprivation. Sadly, really, it’s when the dust...

March 16, 2022 I’ve been dealing with several degrees of frustration similar to what I’d felt in my previous vent essay, though this time...

September 7th, 2021 The closing lyrics to Rex Orange County’s single, Uno, have been on a semi-consistent repeat in my head. “Nothing...