This was an essay I wrote for a class. I came up with the thesis as a joke (comparing Garfield to the United States Presidential...

June 21st, 2023 Friday I think Olivia and I made it about 6 avenues from where we had lunch before we realized that the Met was actually...

April 26th, 2023 Saturday (Technically Sunday) I had a great night up to that point. I had gone to see a favored comedian of mine down...

September 16th, 2022 I’ve never felt my feet less! In my navigation of the neighborhood I look out for movie memorabilia, complex...

September 9th, 2022 In DC, weird smells tend to span a 1x1 foot radius. You get a whiff of the strange metropolitan elixir of urine,...

October 14th, 2021 --Sunday-- When people ask you, you have to say it’s great. When you’re new, there’s no one you can confide in about...

February 18th, 2021 Dear Mrs. McNutt, Good evening. I hope this email finds you in good health. I first off wanted to commend you on...